Liquor store, quarter to 4
I walked in and my jaw hit the floor
She's standin' in line, lookin' so fine
with a sixpack of beer that she's too young to buy
We went outside, said I'd give her a ride
that my car was the Porsche, but that's really a lie
She told me no way, and said it was lame
that I never even told her my name
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I said I used to have money, I used to have cash
but my dad was a dick, tossed me out on my ass
Losin' my wealth wasn't great for my health
I'm stuck in this city left to fend for myself
It's hard to handle the day to day grind
Love is so hard to find think I'm outta my mind
I told her my story, it brought her to tears
then we went home and drank all her beer
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
Oh yeah
Once I had it all
Late night hot tub parties
Velvet ropes and flowing Cristal
Slutty rich girls in cocktail dresses
said goodbye to life's excesses
had to rely on my own success
how can you smile when you're this depressed?
At my lowest, I opened my eyes
Took rock bottom to realize
Rich or poor, low or high
I'm still your favorite guy!
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
I'm everybody's favorite guy
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite
Everybody's favorite guy
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